NEWS FLASH: TURTLE NAMED

After thousands of votes and hours of strenuous debating, the name for our Turtle has been decided upon. In a star studded gala event, attended by all the gliterrati of the turtle and hostel world, the new name of ‘TITO’ was bestowed upon our legendary new receptionist. Tito is said to be extremely happy with his new name and said a big thanks to Martin Uslenghi who came up with it and wins a free night here in the penthouse suite at Kinlay.

JUST IN – NEW HOUSE FOR TURTLE

Tito also gave thanks to Caroline from MacCoole Tours who kindly bought him not just one, but 2 beautiful caves. He has spent some very happy times sitting in them and pondering the great mysteries of turtle life.

TRAGEDY: TURTLE HAS FEW FRIENDS

He has also joined facebook – he wants to be the worlds most popular turtle. When he reaches 5000 friends he has been promised that another turtle friend will join him in reception so please help him out. His page is here

FOREIGN NEWS: CIAO!

In other news we have had to say ‘ciao’ to our favourite Italian – Maria – who leaves our reception for the sunnier climes of Italia driving across the world first in a pimped out mini. Ciao Maria!

 

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